Viking Jokes



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Viking Jokes


My friends and I are starting a disco group.

We’ll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.

We call ourselves β€œThe Pillage People”.

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Where does a Viking clown go when they die?

To ValHaHa.

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What do you call a Viking who can’t catch fish?

A cod-less heathen.

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What is the most popular console with the Vikings?

The axe-box.

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What do Vikings call English villages?

Chopping centers.

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A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.

His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying, β€œI must have taken Leif off my census.”

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How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By norse code.

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What do you call a vegetarian Viking?

Norvegan.

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