Enjoy our team's carefully selected Viking Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We’ll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves “The Pillage People”.
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Where does a Viking clown go when they die?
To ValHaHa.
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What do you call a Viking who can’t catch fish?
A cod-less heathen.
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What is the most popular console with the Vikings?
The axe-box.
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What do Vikings call English villages?
Chopping centers.
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A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.
His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code.
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What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
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