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Video Jokes

Benson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising.

He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a TV ad for Bensonโ€™s Nails.

โ€œGive me a week,โ€ says the friend, โ€œand Iโ€™ll be back with an ad.โ€

A week goes by, and the marketing executive comes to see Benson. He opens his laptop and presses play:

A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin, โ€œUse Bensonโ€™s Nails, theyโ€™ll hold anything.โ€

Benson goes mad, shouting, โ€œWhat is the matter with you? Theyโ€™ll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!โ€

Another week goes by, and the marketing man comes back to see Benson with another ad.

He turns his laptop around and hits play. This time, the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says, โ€œBensonโ€™s Nails, theyโ€™ll hold anything.โ€

Benson is beside himself, โ€œYou donโ€™t understand: I donโ€™t want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, Iโ€™ll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast.โ€

A week passes, and Benson waits impatiently.

The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them stops, turns to the camera, and says, โ€œIf only we had used Bensonโ€™s Nails!โ€

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Wife asks, โ€œWhy are you watching our wedding video backwards?โ€

Husband: โ€œI like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.โ€

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What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?

Phil Ming.

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Yo mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.

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I have inner beauty.

And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.

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I randomly encountered a video on YouTube thatโ€™s says โ€œHow to stop procrasinatingโ€.

I thought it was beneficial to me since I am constantly procrastinating, so I saved it to watch later.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to film it so fundamentalists wonโ€™t claim that god did it.

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A man went viral after making a TikTok video describing how to keep cool without any air conditioning.

He has a lot of fans.

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A Man was watching TV one day, when all of a sudden he began screaming in terror.

โ€œDonโ€™t go in the Church!โ€ he cried. โ€œItโ€™s a trap!โ€

โ€œMom, is Dad watching a horror movie?โ€ his son asked.

โ€œNo, dear, heโ€™s watching our wedding video,โ€ the mom replied.

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I love Valentineโ€™s Day: the bottle of wine, the heart-shaped ice cream cake...

Taking them home and eating them alone while crying and watching YouTube videos.

Good times.

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