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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Alaska.”
“Alaska, who?”
“Alaska Santa for a PlayStation 5!”
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Have you heard about the new game getting released?
It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, the graphics are truly real life, it has an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible.
It’s called “Go outside and ride your bike!”.
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What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
They grow cubic hair.
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What’s the square root of Minecraft?
There are three, actually: the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
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I just love the new Minecraft update.
It’s ground-breaking.
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How can you tell Minecraft characters watch too much TV?
They all have square eyes.
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What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created Minecraft?
Data.
So he can mine it.
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Why is Minecraft so popular with kids?
Because they love to hang out on corners.
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I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account.
So they blocked me.
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Chuck Norris didn’t survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... with a stick.
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My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me.
But he was wrong on so many levels.
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Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games.
They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3.
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How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?
With web Bowsers.
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Friend: “I wasn’t that drunk.
Me: “Dude! You gave a mushroom to a midget and said “Grow Mario! Grow!”.
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I mustache Mario a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
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Why does Mario want to be a celebrity?
Because being a star makes you invincible.
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What did Mario say to Princess Peach?
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.”
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros. without using the jump button.
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If Mario lived in the United States, what state would he live in?
Luigiana.
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Why are PC gamers always sad?
Because they can’t console each other.
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Why do gamers hate nature?
Because it’s full of bugs.
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I knew a pro gamer who started testing politics simulator games.
He was a pro-tester.
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A gamer dies and goes to hell.
After a week, the devil goes to God, “God! What crazy person have you sent me here? He destroyed all the cauldrons, killed all demons, is running like crazy everywhere and yelling ‘Where is the exit to LEVEL 2?!’.”
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Gamers these days have no patience.
Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were three days.
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I broke up with my video game console, now it’s my ex-box.
Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch.
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A little known fact about president Trump is that he’s an avid Fortnite fan.
What with all the walls being built?
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I finally decided to play Fortnite.
It’s fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks.
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What do you call a lizard that hates Fortnite YouTubers?
An Ali-hater.
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What do you call playing Fortnite during the day?
Daycare.
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I don’t believe in hitting my children as punishment.
So I teach them Fortnite dances and send them to school so that other kids can beat them instead.
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Why do all Fortnite players have healthy gums?
Because they floss regularly.
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A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down.
So, after a nice cup of tea, I hid his body.
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Yo mama so dumb she thought Call of Duty was a game about pooping.
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Yo mama so fat when she lands in Fortnite she gets a Victory Royale.
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Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Fortnite was fork night.
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Yo mama’s so fat she crashed the Fortnite servers.
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Yo mama’s so fat not even a ninja could carry her in a Fortnite battle.
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I was perusing the shelves at a toy store when a customer asked an employee where the video game section was.
After pointing it out, the employee asked, “Is there anything specific you’re looking for?”
“Yes,” said the customer. “My boyfriend.”
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My girlfriend just broke up with me over video games...
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
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Yo mama is so short when she plays Fortnite she can hide under the freaking store.
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Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives!
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