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How does Uranus stay clean?
It takes meteor showers.
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Why was Uranus sad at the solar system party?
It felt left out of the loop.
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What’s Uranus’s favorite game?
Twister, it’s always spinning!
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Ever heard of the planet party?
Uranus was the star, always the center of attraction.
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What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
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What’s the farthest planet humans can see with their naked eye?
Uranus.
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Which is a planet and a black hole at the same time?
Uranus.
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Why don’t we inhabit Uranus?
That place is a Gas Hole.
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How do you pick a motivated astronaut dog?
It’s the one that’s always sniffing Uranus.
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Why was Uranus always mad?
Because it was the butt of everyone’s jokes.
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Why is Uranus classified as a planet?
After all, it is a Black Hole.
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Did you know that Uranus is the coldest place in the solar system?
So it’s safe to say the sun doesn’t shine there.
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Why is Neptune made up of gas?
Because it is next to Uranus.
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What does space smell like?
Uranus!
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What do you call someone who flies a spaceship to Uranus?
An asstronaut.
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“Our face is kinda similar to a planet…”
“Oh yeah. Which one?”
“Uranus.”
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I met a comedian who specializes in Uranus jokes.
Suffice to say, their humor was out of this world.
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My friend told me that mentioning Uranus in science class is embarrassing.
I replied, “Don’t worry, it’s just a gas!”
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I asked Uranus if it wants to go to a comedy club.
It replied, “Sure, I need some laughs after all those flatulence jokes!”
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I asked Uranus if it knows any good planet jokes.
It replied, “Sorry, they’re just not my atmosphere.”
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My friend always makes fun of Uranus.
But I guess that’s just their gaslighting humor.
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I told my friend that I want to live on Uranus.
They said, “I guess you’re really into extreme living conditions!”
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I told my friend that I’m exploring Uranus.
They asked if I was becoming an astronaut or a proctologist.
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I have a friend who is an expert on Uranus.
He’s a real gas-trologist!
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Why did the planet Uranus join a band?
It wanted to planet self in rhythm.
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Uranus’ puns are my favorite kind of humor.
They’re truly universal.
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I’m never afraid to make a Uranus pun.
They’re always out of this world.
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I’m not afraid to crack a joke about Uranus.
It’s a gas!
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I can’t help but laugh when I think about Uranus.
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My jokes are out of this world, just like Uranus.
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I don’t always look at the heavens.
But when I do, it’s because I’m looking at Uranus.
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They say Uranus is a real gas giant…
And I have to agree!
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Uranus can really bring the gas.
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Looking for some fun?
Come and explore Uranus!
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What did Uranus say to its moon?
“You have the right to remain in orbit, anything you say will be taken out of context!”
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What’s the favorite genre of music on Uranus?
Space Opera.
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Why did Uranus get kicked out of the library?
It was talking too much gas-babble.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite hobby?
Planet-ting.
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What did the other planets say to Uranus when it was feeling sad?
“Cheer up, life’s just a gas!”
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Why did Uranus become a rock star?
Because it’s always surrounded by gas.
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How does Uranus like its coffee?
Black, with a little bit of gas.
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Why is Uranus so good at baseball?
Because it has a great orbit!
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What did Uranus say to Earth?
“You’re always following me around. Give me some space!”
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Why did Uranus start a comedy club?
Because it wanted to be the butt of all jokes.
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Why did Uranus go on a diet?
Because it wanted to be a little lighter and have that celestial glow!
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I told Uranus it was the butt of all jokes.
But it just laughed it off.
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Uranus has a real flair for fashion.
It always rocks the planet look!
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I named my pet goldfish Uranus.
It really keeps my aquarium afloat.
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You’ll never hear Uranus complain.
Because it’s got a good atmosphere about it.
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I got in trouble for calling Uranus a gasbag.
But let’s be honest, it’s full of hot air!
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Did you know Uranus is so big, it can’t even fit into lightweight jeans?
It needs quasar sizes!
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My teacher told me I couldn’t make a joke about Uranus in class.
But hey, it’s my orbit!
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When Uranus threw a party, everyone was over the moon!
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I tried to tell a joke about Uranus.
But I couldn’t planet right.
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My favorite planet is Uranus because it’s just so well-rounded.
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Did you hear about the comedy show on Uranus?
It was a real gas, but not everyone understood the humor.
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The planet Uranus is really good at keeping secrets.
After all, it has all those gas-tly atmospheres to hide things.
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Did you hear about the nerd who used to only study Uranus?
He was expelled for being too cheeky.
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I asked Uranus about its love life.
And it replied, “It’s complicated, I’m in a gas-tly relationship.”
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Why did the planet Uranus stop being a musician?
It couldn’t handle the pressure of always being the butt of the band’s jokes.
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If Uranus was a comedian, it would always crack jokes with a little bit of gas.
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How do aliens refer to Uranus?
Their behind-the-scenes tour guide.
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Did you hear about the astronomy professor who was always talking about Uranus?
He was kind of a space case.
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How do you make Uranus laugh?
Just give it some gas!
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My friend thinks Uranus is the butt of all jokes.
But I disagree, it’s just an astronomical body we should appreciate.
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I asked Uranus if it wanted to go for a walk.
And it replied, “Sure, just don’t stand behind me.”
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Did you hear about the planet Uranus?
It’s quite gas-sy.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite ice cream flavor?
Gas-tronomic swirl.
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Why did the astronaut bring a joke book to Uranus?
To break the space ice.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of bread?
Gas-tly sourdough.
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Why did the spaceship bring a snack to Uranus?
It wanted to have a gas-tro picnic.
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What did the comet say when it visited Uranus?
“This place is a gas!”
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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of weather?
Gas-tly winds.
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Why did the meteor break up with Uranus?
It felt like it was crashing and burning.
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Why did the astronaut challenge Uranus to a staring contest?
It wanted to see who had the most gravity.
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Why did the alien bring a gift to Uranus?
It wanted to show its appreciation for the atmosphere.
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Why did the asteroid start a podcast with Uranus?
They wanted to rock the airwaves.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of vehicle?
Gas-guzzler.
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How does Uranus apologize for being late?
It blames it on its orbit.
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Why did the moon break up with Uranus?
It wanted someone with a brighter personality.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite subject?
Gas-tronomy.
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Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to Uranus?
To reach for the stars.
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What did the comet say to Uranus?
“You’re out of this world!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Uranus.”
“Uranus, who?”
“Uranus is a gas giant.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Uranus.”
“Uranus, who?”
“My anus doesn’t have a last name, does yours?”
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Why did the astronaut go to therapy with Uranus?
It had too many emotional craters.
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Why is Uranus always invited to parties?
It knows how to break the ice.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite accessory?
A gas mask.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of humor?
Dark matter jokes.
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Why did the alien invite Uranus to the party?
It knew Uranus would bring the atmosphere.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite comedy movie?
Guardians of the Gas-laxy.
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How does Uranus apologize?
It says “I’m sorry, I need some space”.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite party trick?
Its gas giant dance moves.
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Sadly, Uranus is the butt of all space jokes.
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I’ve decided to stop going to my doctor now I’ve found out he’s into astrology.
I went to get the results of a scan and all he had to say was “I’ve consulted your chart and I can see Cancer is rising in Uranus”.
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What’s the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?
Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.
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What is round, huge, and very gassy?
Uranus.
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How many astronauts have probed Uranus?
Zero. There’s too much gas.
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Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I’m pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
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My doctor informed me that they’ve found life on other planets.
He says there are worms living in Uranus.
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The Planets:
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus
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What does space smell like?
Uranus!
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What is the core of Uranus called?
Urectum.
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What do you call someone who flies a spaceship to Uranus?
An asstronaut.
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Colon Cologne, the fragrance that takes you beyond Uranus!
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What do you call the science dedicated to studying Uranus?
Asstronomy.
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What did Jupiter say to Neptune?
“Hey! I can see Uranus from here!”
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If you shrunk the entire solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be exactly where you would expect it to be.
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The biggest kept secret is that Uranus is not a planet, you are actually sitting on it!
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Apparently NASA are extremely tired of all of the jokes that are made about Uranus so they decided to rename it to Urectum.
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The teacher asks her students, “What is the closest planet to Earth?”
The class all respond by yelling out, “The sun!”
Little Johnny then puts his hand up as says, “Uranus.”
The teacher looks confused and asks, “Why do you think that, Johnny?”
Little Johnny replies to her, “Because it is right behind you, Miss.”
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Uranus has more gas than BP.
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Why did Mars turn permanently red?
Because it saw Uranus.
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Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781.
But this discovery was roughly 200 years before you were born. How is this possible!?
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We really need to keep planet earth nice and tidy.
It is not Uranus, you know.
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I am able to see Uranus from my house and it looks extremely gassy.
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If Uranus is disgusting, why on earth do NASA take so many photos of it?
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I hear that Uranus just floats around in space. Can you explain that?
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Latest space news:
Uranus has a huge split in it and is leaking methane.
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I don’t need a telescope to see Uranus.
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The real space question that not even NASA can answer is why do we classify Uranus as a planet and not as a black hole?
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Why is it that Uranus smells distinctly like farts?
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Two students are building a model of the solar system.
Student 1: “Did you remember to bring Uranus like I asked you?”
Student 2: “I never leave home without it!”
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Patient: “Doctor, am I going to be alright?”
Doctor: “I’m not too sure, Mercury is in Uranus now.”
Patient: “But I don’t know much about astronomy and space.”
Doctor: “Neither do I, but I do know that my thermometer just snapped inside you.”
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Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?
He’s listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records.
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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?
Rename Uranus to Ouranus.
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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system but quit after Uranus...
They found it to be a poophole.
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Saturn and Neptune are the butt cheeks of the solar system.
Uranus is between them.
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