Jokes About Uranus



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Uranus Jokes


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Uranus has a huge split in it and is leaking methane.

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I don’t need a telescope to see Uranus.

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The real space question that not even NASA can answer is why do we classify Uranus as a planet and not as a black hole?

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Why is it that Uranus smells distinctly like farts?

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Two students are building a model of the solar system.

Student 1: β€œDid you remember to bring Uranus like I asked you?”

Student 2: β€œI never leave home without it!”

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Patient: β€œDoctor, am I going to be alright?”

Doctor: β€œI’m not too sure, Mercury is in Uranus now.”

Patient: β€œBut I don’t know much about astronomy and space.”

Doctor: β€œNeither do I, but I do know that my thermometer just snapped inside you.”

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Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?

He’s listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records.

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus.

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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system but quit after Uranus...

They found it to be a poophole.

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Saturn and Neptune are the butt cheeks of the solar system.

Uranus is between them.

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