Jokes About Uranus
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Uranus Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
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Uranus has a huge split in it and is leaking methane.
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I don’t need a telescope to see Uranus.
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The real space question that not even NASA can answer is why do we classify Uranus as a planet and not as a black hole?
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Why is it that Uranus smells distinctly like farts?
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Two students are building a model of the solar system.
Student 1: “Did you remember to bring Uranus like I asked you?”
Student 2: “I never leave home without it!”
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Patient: “Doctor, am I going to be alright?”
Doctor: “I’m not too sure, Mercury is in Uranus now.”
Patient: “But I don’t know much about astronomy and space.”
Doctor: “Neither do I, but I do know that my thermometer just snapped inside you.”
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Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?
He’s listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records.
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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?
Rename Uranus to Ouranus.
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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system but quit after Uranus...
They found it to be a poophole.
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Saturn and Neptune are the butt cheeks of the solar system.
Uranus is between them.
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