Enjoy our team's carefully selected Unicorn Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?
An immunicorn.
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What would you call a small scoop of ice cream?
A uni-cone.
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The other day my friend told me I was delusional.
I nearly fell off of my unicorn.
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Noah’s Diary Day 39:
Unicorn pie is delicious!
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What is special about unicorns?
Their unique horns.
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Two married unicorns are lying in bed.
The husband unicorn, without looking up from his newspaper, says, “Big storm’s a brewin.”
The wife unicorn then replies, “Well, then I’m glad we didn’t go on that cruise with your whack job friend Noah.”
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What do a unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta sea.
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What do you call a unicorn’s dad?
Popcorn.
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What does a unicorn and my girlfriend have in common?
They’re both fictional.
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What do you call a unicorn with two horns?
A goat.
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