Unicorn Jokes



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Unicorn Jokes


What would you call a small scoop of ice cream?

A uni-cone.

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The other day my friend told me I was delusional.

I nearly fell off of my unicorn.

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Noah’s Diary Day 39:

Unicorn pie is delicious!

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What is special about unicorns?

Their unique horns.

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Two married unicorns are lying in bed.

The husband unicorn, without looking up from his newspaper, says, β€œBig storm’s a brewin.”

The wife unicorn then replies, β€œWell, then I’m glad we didn’t go on that cruise with your whack job friend Noah.”

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What do a unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta sea.

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What do you call a unicorn’s dad?

Popcorn.

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What does a unicorn and my girlfriend have in common?

They’re both fictional.

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What do you call a unicorn with two horns?

A goat.

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