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My uncle always refused to obey his controlling wife.
He was defy-aunt.
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“Am I mentioned in the will?” the nephew asked anxiously.
“You certainly are,” replied the lawyer. “Right here in the third paragraph, your uncle says: To my niece Sarah, I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars, to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars, and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I say ‘Hi, Charles’.”
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My uncle was crushed by a piano.
His funeral was very low key.
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My great uncle Chuck started the Elf on a Shelf tradition.
Well, actually he was a drunk on a bunk, but we toned it down for the kids.
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You know what they say about Anti Jokes?
She’s married to Uncle Jokes.
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What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of rice?
Uncle Ben’s.
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Boss: “Do you believe in life after death?”
Employee: “No, because there is no proof of it.”
Boss: “Well there is now!”
Employee: “How?”
Boss: “When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle’s funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left.”
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How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They’re all girls! If they were boys, they’d be uncles.
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