Ugly Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ugly Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo mamma is so ugly, that not even Ewoks will let her into their clan.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they push her face in the dough to make Ugnaught cookies.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes a Gammorrean seem like an attractive date.
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Yo mama’s so ugly, that they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so fat and ugly, she didn’t need a suit to play Jamba the Hutt.
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Yo mamma’s so ugly, Rancors look at her and go, “Damn, dude, she’s UGLY!”
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Yo mama’s so ugly, that Wuher said, “We don’t serve your kind here.”
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Yo momma so ugly, she makes even The Rancor cry.
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Yo mamma’s so ugly, they cut her Cantina scenes in Star Wars.
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I may be short, but short people can wear heels, ugly just can’t be fixed.
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What is round, ugly, smeared with chocolate and just showed up unwashed to your first date?
A Tinder surprise.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she watches TV, the channels change themselves.
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Yo mama so ugly, Freddy and his friends hide from her.
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Yo mama so ugly, Forever Alone Guy denied her friend request.
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Yo mama so ugly, the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.
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Just went to the store and bought milk, cereal, juice and ice cream.
Cashier: “You must be single, right?”
Me: “Yes! How did you know?”
Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”
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I have 4 noses, 10 eyes, 20 legs, and 6 fingers, What am I?
Ugly.
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Your mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
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Little Johnny’s teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime when she sees little Johnny pulling faces at another child.
She starts to talk sternly to Little Johnny and says, “Johnny, when I was a young girl I was told that if I made ugly faces and the wind changed, my face would stay that way.”
Little Johnny looks up to her and says, “Well miss, you can’t say that you weren’t warned.”
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Yo mama is so ugly, that most Snapchat filters make her better looking.
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Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Your mama is so ugly, she made One Direction go in another direction.
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Your momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks!
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Yo momma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
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A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck.
When they died, God granted all of them one wish.
The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.”
God snapped his fingers and it happened.
The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group.
God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically.
By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.
When the man’s turn came, he laughed and said, “I wish they were all ugly again.”
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