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Tweet Jokes


Today is 3 weeks in quarantine w/o sugar. Walking 3 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour! I feel great! No alcohol andΒ vegan diet! A 2 hr home workout every day. Lost 14 lbs and gained muscle mass!

I have no idea whose tweet this is, but I’m proud of them, so I decided to copy and paste it!

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In honor of the eve of April Fools’ Day, just remember that tomorrow you need to be cautious of many tweets and news reports because most of them will be lies and simply there to try and trick you. Believe nothing, and trust no one.

Just treat it like it’s any other day.

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What happened when the sparrow flew into the electric fan?

Shredded tweet.

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I loved the sound a bird made this morning.

So I re-tweeted it.

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My pet bird was frantically tweeting, so I gave him some food.

How he signed up for that Twitter account I’ll never know.

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What do we call two birds that are in love?

Tweet-hearts.

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Disney just tweeted that they wont be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short.

Looks like they ran out of characters.

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How do Gen Z’er’s make important life decisions?

They take a Twitter poll and go with the most retweeted option.

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