Turkey Jokes



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Turkey Jokes


Which country has the worst air force?

Turkey. None of them can fly.

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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving?

Because they don’t have to worry about buying Christmas presents.

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I shot my first Thanksgiving turkey this year.

Scared the hell out of everyone else in the grocery store.

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Why did the Pilgrim kill the turkey?

Because he was in a fowl mood.

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, β€œDo these turkeys get any bigger?”

Stock boy: β€œNo, ma’am. They’re dead.”

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When asked to write an essay on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving, little Johnny wrote:

I am thankful I am not a turkey.

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What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing, they’re already stuffed.

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What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turkey.

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What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving Day?

On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day.

On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.

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What did the dad turkey say to his stubborn child?

β€œIf your mother could see you now, she’d be turning over in her gravy.”

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Why was the turkey in the pop group?

Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

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I recently heard that Turkeys aren’t allowed to play baseball.

No matter how many times they hit, they’ll always hit Fowl balls.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkeyβ€”he’s always stuffed.

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