Tuesday Jokes



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Tuesday Jokes


When should you wear flip-flop sandals?

On a Toesday.

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Girlfriend: β€œWhat’s the day today?”

Boyfriend: β€œMonday.”

Girlfriend: β€œThe...?”

Boyfriend: β€œDay before Tuesday.”

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Man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he can see into the future.

The doctor asks, β€œWhen did this start?”

The patient replies, β€œNext Tuesday.”

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Why is Sunday stronger than Tuesday?

Because Tuesday is a weekday.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œBoo.”

β€œBoo, who?”

β€œDon’t cry, it’s only Tuesday!”

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On what day of the week, do monsters eat people?

Chewsday.

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Why did the superhero look forward to Tuesdays?

Because it was the perfect day for saving the day.

Tues-save-day!

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I said to the gym teacher, β€œCan you teach me to do the splits?”

He said, β€œHow flexible are you?”

I said, β€œI can’t make Tuesdays.”

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When you work from home, a Tuesday looks pretty much like a Saturday.

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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

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