Enjoy our team's carefully selected Train Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Some local engineers took a train for a service.
But the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
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I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed.
He said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”
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Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
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Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
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What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
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What kind of ears do trains have?
Engin-eers.
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What do trains do at Egyptian train yard gates?
Toot-and-come-in.
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When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
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What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying “tick, tick, tick”?
A metro-gnome.
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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says “Spit your gum out!” and the train says “Chew, chew!”
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