Tractor Jokes

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Tractor Jokes

A horse peed on my tractor the other day and now it won’t run.

Seems it’s come down with a urinary tractor infection.

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What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?

A transfarmer.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down.

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There was an ad in the newspaper:

An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor.

A photo of the tractor is required.

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What do farmers use to make crop circles?

A pro-tractor.

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A farm boy accidentally overturned his tractor one day.

The farmer, who lived on the next farm, heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, β€œHey Joe, don’t worry about it. Come in and have something to eat with us. I’ll help you get the tractor up later.”

β€œThat’s mighty nice of you,” Joe replied, β€œBut I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

β€œAw, come on, boy,” the farmer insisted.

β€œWell, okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, β€œBut Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Joe thanked the neighbor for his hospitality and said, β€œI feel much better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

β€œDon’t be silly!” the neighbor said with a smile. β€œBy the way, where is he?”

Joe said, β€œUnder the tractor.”

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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer. Β 

Alexβ€”a little boy of nineβ€”was playing ball in his yard.

He saw the farmer and asked, β€œWhat’ve you got in your trailer?”

β€œManure,” farmer Smith replied.

β€œWhat are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.

β€œPut it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.

Alex replied, β€œYou ought to come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”

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How do redneck aliens abduct people?

Tractor beam.

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