Enjoy our team's carefully selected Tractor Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A horse peed on my tractor the other day and now it won’t run.
Seems it’s come down with a urinary tractor infection.
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What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A transfarmer.
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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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There was an ad in the newspaper:
An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor.
A photo of the tractor is required.
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What do farmers use to make crop circles?
A pro-tractor.
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A farm boy accidentally overturned his tractor one day.
The farmer, who lived on the next farm, heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Joe, don’t worry about it. Come in and have something to eat with us. I’ll help you get the tractor up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Joe replied, “But I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
“Aw, come on, boy,” the farmer insisted.
“Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Joe thanked the neighbor for his hospitality and said, “I feel much better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be silly!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”
Joe said, “Under the tractor.”
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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.
Alex—a little boy of nine—was playing ball in his yard.
He saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”
“Manure,” farmer Smith replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.
“Put it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.
Alex replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”
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How do redneck aliens abduct people?
Tractor beam.
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