Toilet Roll Jokes



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Toilet Roll Jokes


Why was the toilet paper in detention?

It was unraveling all the time!

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What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other?

β€œI’m feeling wiped out!”

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

He wanted to get to the bottom.

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β€œHave you seen our toilet roll?” asked my wife.

β€œDon’t be silly,” I replied. β€œA toilet is a stationary object.”

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I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.

And now I’m paying for it.

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Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?

They’re always getting ripped off.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I don’t know, it’s never happened.

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Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the toilet paper trip on the door mat?

It ran out.

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What’s the human psychology behind all this toilet paper hoarding?

That’s just how we roll.

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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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