Toilet Paper Jokes



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Toilet Paper Jokes


Why was the toilet paper in detention?

It was unraveling all the time!

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What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other?

β€œI’m feeling wiped out!”

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

He wanted to get to the bottom.

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β€œHave you seen our toilet roll?” asked my wife.

β€œDon’t be silly,” I replied. β€œA toilet is a stationary object.”

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I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.

And now I’m paying for it.

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Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?

They’re always getting ripped off.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I don’t know, it’s never happened.

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Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was on a roll.

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β€œWhat’s the difference between curtains and toilet paper?”

β€œI don’t know.”

β€œSo it was you!”

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Why did the toilet paper trip on the door mat?

It ran out.

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Whoever it was that invented single ply toilet paper...

I’d like to shake his hand.

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Due to rising costs, I stopped using toilet paper. Instead, I’m using the newspaper now.

Man, The Times are rough.

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I got in touch with my inner self today.

I’m never using cheap toilet paper again.

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What’s the human psychology behind all this toilet paper hoarding?

That’s just how we roll.

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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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I bought a toilet brush since I saw one in pretty much everyone’s bathroom.

But after giving it a try for a week I decided to go back to using toilet paper.

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You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone.

Toilet paper is a good example.

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Quarantine has been hard. I’ve run out of toilet paper, and have to use lettuce leaves.

It’s only going to get worse, though... this is just the tip of the iceberg.

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