Toe Jokes



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Toe Jokes


So I was driving on the free way today when I got cut off by an ambulance.Β All of a sudden, one of the back doors swung open, and a cooler popped out and rolled out to the shoulder.

I stopped and picked it up. I opened it and found what looked to be a severed toe. I immediately called 911.

The operator said, β€œ911, what’s your emergency?”

I said, β€œYes, I was driving behind an ambulance and a cooler with a severed toe fell out! If you can please inform me what hospital it’s going to, I can deliver it right now!”

The operator replied, β€œI’m sorry sir, but you can’t transport that. You need a specially certified vehicle to do so.”

I asked, β€œWhat kind of vehicle would that be?”

The operator said, β€œA toe-truck!”

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I broke up with a girl who was missing a few toes.

Because I am lack-toes-intolerant.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe happy.

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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?

He wanted Dori-toes.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What can you find on avocado feet?

Avoca-toes.

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Dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on my foot.

It caused severe pain to-ma-toes.

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It’s so cold, the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.

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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.

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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.

My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.

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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?

Make them stub their toe.

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