Enjoy our team's carefully selected Toe Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
So I was driving on the free way today when I got cut off by an ambulance. All of a sudden, one of the back doors swung open, and a cooler popped out and rolled out to the shoulder.
I stopped and picked it up. I opened it and found what looked to be a severed toe. I immediately called 911.
The operator said, “911, what’s your emergency?”
I said, “Yes, I was driving behind an ambulance and a cooler with a severed toe fell out! If you can please inform me what hospital it’s going to, I can deliver it right now!”
The operator replied, “I’m sorry sir, but you can’t transport that. You need a specially certified vehicle to do so.”
I asked, “What kind of vehicle would that be?”
The operator said, “A toe-truck!”
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I broke up with a girl who was missing a few toes.
Because I am lack-toes-intolerant.
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Why did the foot smile?
He was toe happy.
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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?
He wanted Dori-toes.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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What can you find on avocado feet?
Avoca-toes.
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Dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused severe pain to-ma-toes.
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It’s so cold, the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
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