Toaster Jokes



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Toaster Jokes


My mother-in-law just asked for bath stuff for her birthday.

She seemed unimpressed with the toaster I bought her.

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The man who invented toaster settings has died.

He’ll be cremated at 6.

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Good friends are like toasters.

If you throw them down the stairs, they probably won’t make toast for you anymore.

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I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again.

I think it might be comatoast.

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I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.

It was a shock to the cistern.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

β€œI’M BREADY TO DIE!”

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I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.

I said, β€œWow, that’s cool!”

And he replied, β€œSorry, ma’am, it can only warm.”

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What did the toaster say to the criminal bread?

β€œI’m taking you into crustody.”

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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof...

I was shocked.

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I’m not saying I’m a bad cook.

But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?

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