Enjoy our team's carefully selected Toaster Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
They smell just like burned toast.
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My mother-in-law just asked for bath stuff for her birthday.
She seemed unimpressed with the toaster I bought her.
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The man who invented toaster settings has died.
He’ll be cremated at 6.
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Good friends are like toasters.
If you throw them down the stairs, they probably won’t make toast for you anymore.
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I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again.
I think it might be comatoast.
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I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?
“I’M BREADY TO DIE!”
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I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said, “Wow, that’s cool!”
And he replied, “Sorry, ma’am, it can only warm.”
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What did the toaster say to the criminal bread?
“I’m taking you into crustody.”
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof...
I was shocked.
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I’m not saying I’m a bad cook.
But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?
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