Enjoy our team's carefully selected Toast Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I found a “Fresh Baked Bread” scented candle. I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread.
But when I lit it, it smelled like toast.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Toast.”
“Toast, who?”
“Toasting to a delicious breakfast!”
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My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns.
She says if I make anymore, I’m toast.
But my kids keep egging me on.
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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Leia.”
“Leia, who?”
“Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast!”
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I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
Guess it’s a millennial falcon.
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What did the avocado do at the wedding?
Make a toast.
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I’d tell you a rumor about some butter on a piece of toast, but you might spread it.
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What do aliens spread on their toast?
Space jam.
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What’s a neckbeard’s favorite thing to put on toast?
Marm’lady.
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What does the moon like to have on its toast?
Space Jam!
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The toast was having a sleepover. Guess what he was wearing?
His favorite pa-jam-as.
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Working from home. Day 1:
This’ll be fantastic! I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.
Day 8:
Engages in conversation with a lamp...
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What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?
By the time she got home, it was toast!
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