Toast Jokes



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Toast Jokes


My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns.

She says if I make anymore, I’m toast.

But my kids keep egging me on.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œLeia.”

β€œLeia, who?”

β€œLei-a hand on me and you’re toast!”

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I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.

Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

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What did the avocado do at the wedding?

Make a toast.

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I’d tell you a rumor about some butter on a piece of toast, but you might spread it.

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What do aliens spread on their toast?

Space jam.

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What’s a neckbeard’s favorite thing to put on toast?

Marm’lady.

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What does the moon like to have on its toast?

Space Jam!

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The toast was having a sleepover. Guess what he was wearing?

His favorite pa-jam-as.

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Working from home. Day 1:

This’ll be fantastic! I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.

Day 8:

Engages in conversation with a lamp...

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What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?

By the time she got home, it was toast!

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