Tinder Jokes



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Tinder Jokes


I caught my wife using Tinder last night.

Needless to say, I swiped left on that cheating cow.

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My Tinder match said she’d talk to me again when she got home.

Guess she’s homeless.

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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren’t gonna work out.

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My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid to travel.

My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I’m a bus driver.

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What is the difference between PokΓ©mon Go and Tinder?

On PokΓ©mon Go you swipe up to try and capture fake characters in a virtual world.

On Tinder, you swipe right.

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There are 3 types of rings common to the Millennial marriage:

the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.

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What is round, ugly, smeared with chocolate and just showed up unwashed to your first date?

A Tinder surprise.

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Yo mama so fat when I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.

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