Enjoy our team's carefully selected Tinder Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I caught my wife using Tinder last night.
Needless to say, I swiped left on that cheating cow.
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My Tinder match said she’d talk to me again when she got home.
Guess she’s homeless.
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren’t gonna work out.
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My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid to travel.
My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I’m a bus driver.
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What is the difference between Pokémon Go and Tinder?
On Pokémon Go you swipe up to try and capture fake characters in a virtual world.
On Tinder, you swipe right.
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There are 3 types of rings common to the Millennial marriage:
the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.
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What is round, ugly, smeared with chocolate and just showed up unwashed to your first date?
A Tinder surprise.
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Yo mama so fat when I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.
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