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What did Tiger Woods get for Christmas?
Half of everything.
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Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters...
But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.
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What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and a NASCAR driver?
Tiger Woods plays golf for a living, but enjoys smashing up his car on his days off.
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What is Tiger Woods’ spirit animal?
I don’t know, but his wife said he was a cheetah.
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What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career?
His driving game.
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
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Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?
Because there was a hole-in-one.
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