Tiger Woods Jokes



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Tiger Woods Jokes


What did Tiger Woods get for Christmas?

Half of everything.

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Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters...

But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.

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What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and a NASCAR driver?

Tiger Woods plays golf for a living, but enjoys smashing up his car on his days off.

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What is Tiger Woods’ spirit animal?

I don’t know, but his wife said he was a Cheetah.

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What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career?

His driving game.

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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

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Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.

He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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A lion would never play golf.

But a Tiger Wood.

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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?

Because there was a hole-in-one.

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