Tesla Jokes



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Tesla Jokes


Why doesn’t Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas.

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Did you hear Elon Musk opened a storefront down at the mall?

β€œSpace for Rent”.

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Elon Musk has come up with a foolproof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter.

He plans to buy it.

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What’s the difference between Elon Musk and a lemur?

Elon Musk made an electric car.

Lemur Mad-a-gas-car.

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The good news is Elon Musk is turning Twitter headquarters into a homeless shelter.

The bad news is it can only house 280 characters or less.

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Did you know Teslas don’t have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk.

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I think my local garage is ripping me off...

Does anyone else think Β£500 for a Tesla exhaust is a lot?

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What happens if a Tesla gets hit by lightning?

No need to charge it for the next year.

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Before you say β€œTesla” backwards, make sure everyone’s ready.

All set?

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Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You’d think he was from mad-at-gas-car.

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What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3 Musketeers.

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Imagine missing a payment on a TESLA..

And the car drives itself back to the dealership.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison.

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Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie.

He should’ve watched the trailer.

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Elon’s opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...

Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?!

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CEO of Tesla invented solar-energy gathering grass!

I love the stuff. My only complaint is that it had a real e-lawn musk smell to it.

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