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I was stuck in traffic outside Washington, DC this morning. No one was moving at all.
Then this guy knocked on my window.
I rolled it down and said, “What’s happening?”
He said, “Terrorists have taken the entire US Congress hostage, and they say they will douse them in gasoline and set them on fire if they’re not paid a 100 million dollar ransom. We’re going from car to car collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving?” I asked.
He said, “About a gallon.”
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
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Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system.
Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.
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What’s a terrorist’s favorite day in November?
Bomb fire night.
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.
Those damn moose limbs.
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A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of drummers.
They called ground control with a list of demands. Then they told the negotiator if their demands aren’t met they will release one drummer an hour.
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A racist man called me a terrorist for having long hair, a long beard, and being Middle Eastern.
Later I saw him at church giving a speech about how everyone needs a Middle Eastern guy with long hair and a beard in their lives.
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