Terrorist Jokes



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Terrorist Jokes


I was stuck in traffic outside Washington, DC this morning. No-one was moving at all.

Then this guy knocked on my window.

I rolled it down and said, β€œWhat’s happening?”

He said, β€œTerrorists have taken the entire US Congress hostage, and they say they will douse them in gasoline and set them on fire if they’re not paid a $100 million dollar ransom. We’re going from car to car collecting donations.”

β€œHow much is everyone giving?” I asked.

He said, β€œAbout a gallon.”

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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system.

Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.

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What’s a terrorist’s favorite day in November?

Bomb fire night.

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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs.

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A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of drummers.

They called ground control with a list of demands. Then they told the negotiator if their demands aren’t met they will release one drummer an hour.

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A racist man called me a terrorist for having long hair, a long beard, and being Middle Eastern.

Later I saw him at church giving a speech about how everyone needs a Middle Eastern guy with long hair and a beard in their lives.

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