Jokes About Teens

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Teenager Jokes

Mothers of teens understand why some animals eat their young.

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Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?

Sparky Anderson.

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Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons.

Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs.

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Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager.

We now know him as Spider-Man.

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Teenager (noun) – someone who is well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse, but not ready for tomorrow’s math test.

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Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park.

It reminded me of my teenage days.

When I used to see other teenagers make out in the park.

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A sixteen-year-old boy came home with a brand-new Ford F150.

His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”

“I bought it today,” he says.

“With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost.

“Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.”

The father looks at him like he’s crazy. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” he says.

“It was the lady up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name—they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy her F150 for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my Goodness!” says the mother. “Maybe she’s mentally ill or has Alzheimer’s something. John, you better go see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walks up the street to the house where the lady lives and finds her out in the yard calmly planting flowers.

He introduces himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Ford F150 truck for fifteen dollars and asks to know why she did it.

“Well,” she says, “two days ago my husband left on a business trip. Yesterday, I got a phone call from his boss and found out that he really ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.”

“Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry,” the father says. “But what does that have to do with my son and your truck?”

“Well, this morning he called and told me he was stranded because he got robbed of his wallet with all his credit cards and cash. He told me to sell his new F150 and send him the money. So I did.”

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Why did the teen get a grooming kit for his birthday?

It was his shaventeenth birthday.

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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?

For them, every hair counts!

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