Jokes About Teens

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Teenager Jokes

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?

They grow cubic hair.

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Mothers of teens understand why some animals eat their young.

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Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?

Sparky Anderson.

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Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons.

Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs.

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Chuck Norrisย once lent his silly string to aย teenager.

We now know him as Spider-Man.

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Teenager (noun) โ€“ someone who is well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse, but not ready for tomorrowโ€™s math test.

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Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park.

It reminded me of my teenage days.

When I used to see other teenagers make out in the park.

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A sixteen-year-old boy came home with a brand-new Ford F150.

His parents look at the truck and ask, โ€œWhere did you get that truck?!โ€

โ€œI bought it today,โ€ he says.

โ€œWith what money?โ€ says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost.

โ€œWell,โ€ he says, โ€œthis one cost me just fifteen dollars.โ€

The father looks at him like heโ€™s crazy. โ€œWho would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?โ€ he says.

โ€œIt was the lady up the street,โ€ says the boy. โ€œI donโ€™t know her nameโ€”they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy her F150 for fifteen dollars.โ€

โ€œOh my Goodness!โ€ says the mother. โ€œMaybe sheโ€™s mentally ill or has Alzheimerโ€™s something. John, you better go see whatโ€™s going on.โ€

So the boyโ€™s father walks up the street to the house where the lady lives and finds her out in the yard calmly planting flowers.

He introduces himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Ford F150 truck for fifteen dollars and asks to know why she did it.

โ€œWell,โ€ she says, โ€œtwo days ago my husband left on a business trip. Yesterday, I got a phone call from his boss and found out that he really ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesnโ€™t intend to come back.โ€

โ€œOh, my goodness, Iโ€™m so sorry,โ€ the father says. โ€œBut what does that have to do with my son and your truck?โ€

โ€œWell, this morning he called and told me he was stranded because he got robbed of his wallet with all his credit cards and cash. He told me to sell his new F150 and send him the money. So I did.โ€

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Why did the teen get a grooming kit for his birthday?

It was his shaventeenth birthday.

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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?

For them, every hair counts!

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