Teachers’ Day Jokes



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Teachers’ Day Jokes


On Teachers’ Day, why did the student gift his Maths teacher a flight ticket to New York City?

To visit his favorite spot, Times Square.

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A teacher walks into a bar with his friends on Teachers’ Day evening and says, “Can I have a beer.”

The barman says, “I don’t know, can you?”

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Where did the vampire teacher throw the Teachers’ Day party?

In Pencilvania.

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On the occasion of Teachers’ Day, the teacher was having a casual chat with his students.

Teacher: “Neil, what do you want to be when you grow up?”

Neil: “Sir, I want to be just like you.”

Teacher, impressed: “And why is that?”

Neil: “Because even I love doing nothing.”

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Teacher: “Class! We will have only half a day of school this morning due to Teachers’ Day.”

Class: “Hooorraaaayyy!”

Teacher: “We will have the other half, this afternoon.”

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How was the cyclops so effective that she was awarded the best teacher award on Teachers’ Day?

She only had one pupil!

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An English teacher was getting late for school on Teachers’ Day.

Suddenly, a cop pulled him over and asked for papers.

He gladly gave him all of his students’ essays to grade and drove off.

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How is Teachers’ Day, a day of rest?

The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework, and grading the rest of the papers.

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on Teachers’ Day?

He wanted to show others how bright his class was.

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Why was the teacher late for school on Teachers’ Day?

She took the Rhombus.

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