Tea Jokes



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Tea Jokes


What drink breaks the ice?

Flirt-Tea.

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How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage?

β€œTea, Rex?”

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What does a british real estate agent care most about?

His proper tea.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What kind of tea do Niners Cornerbacks drink?

Penaltea.

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What drink goes with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Nut-tea.

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What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?

This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into.

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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?

A High Koala Tea Beverage.

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A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down.

So, after a nice cup of tea, I hid his body.

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How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?

Ask them if they want one hump or two.

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What do you call it when you walk into a tea shop and feel like you’ve been there before?

DΓ©ja-brew.

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Why do aliens always spill their tea?

Because they have flying saucers!

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What did the fancy bearded goat order at the cafΓ©?

A goa-tea.

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I wonder if the moon prefers coffee or gravi-tea?

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Today’s working from home tip:

Blowing on the wine in the mug will help convince your Zoom meeting that your tea is hot.

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