Enjoy our team's carefully selected Tea Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I want to open a Star Wars themed café that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.
I am going to call it Boba Fetish.
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The Brazilian president and his spouse are staying at a hotel in the USA, in room 222.
Close to 17:00, he calls room service from the landline and says the following.“Tu ti, tu tututu.”
The attendant has a hard time understanding the request and, considering that it is the president, not just some regular customer, concludes that he must have overheard an encoded message meant for a Brazilian operative currently undercover. He calls the CIA and describes the situation. Shortly after, two agents are dispatched to the location.
After some hours of work and observation, they are unable to decipher any meaning from the encoded message.
The president eventually calls again and says, “Hello. Tu ti, tu tututu.”
The two agents recorded the enigmatic message and, after some more frustration, decided to call in a specialist in the Portuguese language.
The specialist, after learning of the situation, decides that the best course of action is to go undercover as room service to the president’s room.
When the specialist returned, he explained. “All the president wanted was some tea delivered to his room, Two tea, to two two two.”
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What drink breaks the ice?
Flirt-Tea.
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How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage?
“Tea, Rex?”
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What does a British real estate agent care most about?
His proper tea.
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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
Reality.
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What kind of tea do Niners Cornerbacks drink?
Penaltea.
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What drink goes with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Nut-tea.
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What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?
This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into.
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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?
A High Koala Tea Beverage.
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A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down.
So, after a nice cup of tea, I hid his body.
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How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?
Ask them if they want one hump or two.
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What do you call it when you walk into a tea shop and feel like you’ve been there before?
Déja-brew.
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Why do aliens always spill their tea?
Because they have flying saucers!
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What did the fancy bearded goat order at the café?
A goa-tea.
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I wonder if the moon prefers coffee or gravi-tea?
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Today’s working from home tip:
Blowing on the wine in the mug will help convince your Zoom meeting that your tea is hot.
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