Taylor Swift Jokes



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Taylor Swift Jokes


Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift?

Because she had bad blood.

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How do people know Taylor Swift had a breakup?

Because she releases a whole album about it.

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If Taylor Swift fans are called Swifties, what do we call Carrie Underwood’s fans?

Undies.

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Yo mama so ugly, she scares off more boys than Taylor Swift.

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Did you know that Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift’s relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public?

Guess she wanted it to be more Loki.

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What did the mechanic do when the owner took his car to the shop after it started making this whining noise?

Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.

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Isn’t ending a relationship with Taylor Swift the best way to make it more public?

You get a whole album.

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What do you call a person who is really fast at altering clothes?

Tailor Swift.

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Have you ever tried to buy tickets to the Taylor concert?

It isn’t so Swift.

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Taylor Swift’s latest song sounds almost exactly like one of Madonna’s hits from the 80s.

It’s Borderline plagiarism.

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Did you hear about the fan who just bought Taylor Swift’s hair comb in an online auction?

It’s his closest brush with fame.

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