Tattoo Jokes



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Tattoo Jokes


My girlfriend said she was going to get a massive tattoo of a snake on her back.

β€œDo it,” I said. β€œBut it might hurt you.”

β€œI know,” she replied. β€œBut it’s only a needle.”

β€œNo,” I said. β€œI mean being single.”

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I asked my wife whether I should get another tattoo, and she said that if I do, I should get it in a place that doesn’t matter.

So I’m planning to get one in Oklahoma.

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I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.

I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.

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A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building.

Security stops him and says, β€œThere are no firearms allowed in this building.”

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I’m bald and I’m going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits.

So from a distance it looks like hares.

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My wife has a whale tattooed on her butt.

It used to be a dolphin.

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My grandad is getting old and he’s starting to have a hard time with all the stares.

It’s his own fault, I told him not to get that face tattoo.

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What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a musician?

A tattoo.

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So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.

You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

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