Enjoy our team's carefully selected Tall People Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why are short people better than tall people?
They are more down to earth.
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Why are tall people always so well rested?
Because they sleep longer in bed.
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Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
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How many tall people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
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Yo mama so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.
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What’s a tall person’s worst fear?
Ceiling fans.
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What did the doctor say about the tall person who was in a rush to see him?
“I just wish he was a little patient.”
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I went to the doctor today for a checkup, and he showed me on a chart that I’m 20 pounds overweight.
But I pointed out that using his very same data, I’m not overweight, I just need to be 3 inches taller.
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Yo mama is so tall the Kaminoans had to look up to see her face.
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Yo mama so tall even Titans can look up her skirt.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in America and landed in Australia.
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Yo mama so tall when she did a backflip she digs God in the face.
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