Enjoy our team's carefully selected Tall Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
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What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?
Ohio.
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Why are short people better than tall people?
They are more down to earth.
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Why are tall people always so well rested?
Because they sleep longer in bed.
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Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
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How many tall people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
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Yo mama so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.
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What’s a tall person’s worst fear?
Ceiling fans.
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What did the doctor say about the tall person who was in a rush to see him?
“I just wish he was a little patient.”
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I went to the doctor today for a checkup, and he showed me on a chart that I’m 20 pounds overweight.
But I pointed out that using his very same data, I’m not overweight, I just need to be 3 inches taller.
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The young man, as he was golfing alone, not being able to say no, allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time.
Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball—and directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age, I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk, and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only three feet tall.”
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Why can’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
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A man runs into a bar and shouts, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?!”
The bartender says, “Depends. Less than 3 feet.”
The man cries out, “Oh my God! I just drove over a nun!”
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Yo mama is so tall the Kaminoans had to look up to see her face.
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Yo mama so tall even Titans can look up her skirt.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in America and landed in Australia.
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Yo mama so tall when she did a backflip she digs God in the face.
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