Taco Puns and Hilarious Taco Jokes

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Taco Jokes

โ€œWhy donโ€™t you want to taco about it?โ€

โ€œBecause Iโ€™m nacho friend anymore.โ€

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What did the taco say to the depressed donut?

Taco: โ€œWant to taco bout it?โ€

Donut: โ€œI donut know what to say.โ€

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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

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My friend: โ€œMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.โ€

Me: โ€œHey babe, what do you wanna eat?โ€

Her: โ€œNothing.โ€

Me: Flies to Africa.

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Yeah, I like NFTs...


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Last night I made fish tacos.

They looked at them and just swam away.

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My kids wonโ€™t eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.

Then I ate their tacos.

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Priest: Donโ€™t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.โ€

Alcoholic: โ€œReally? What about the guy who sells the liquor?โ€

Priest: โ€œHe will also go to Hell.โ€ Alcoholic: โ€œOk, what about the girl who sells Al Pastor tacos, and puts out in the food truck outside the Liquor Store?โ€ Priest: โ€œShe too will go to Hell.โ€ Alcoholic: โ€œIn that case, I have no problem going to Hell.โ€

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My friend keeps saying, โ€œEvery time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.โ€

I said, โ€œTry ordering Tacos instead.โ€

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