Taco Puns and Hilarious Taco Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Taco Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
“Why don’t you want to taco about it?”
“Because I’m nacho friend anymore.”
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What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: “Want to taco bout it?”
Donut: “I donut know what to say.”
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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My friend: “My girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.”
Me: “Hey babe, what do you wanna eat?”
Her: “Nothing.”
Me: Flies to Africa.
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Yeah, I like NFTs...
Nachos,
Fajitas &
Tacos.
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Last night I made fish tacos.
They looked at them and just swam away.
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My kids won’t eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.
Then I ate their tacos.
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Priest: Don’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.”
Alcoholic: “Really? What about the guy who sells the liquor?”
Priest: “He will also go to Hell.” Alcoholic: “Ok, what about the girl who sells Al Pastor tacos, and puts out in the food truck outside the Liquor Store?” Priest: “She too will go to Hell.” Alcoholic: “In that case, I have no problem going to Hell.”
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My friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”
I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead.”
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