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It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa.

The university responsed, β€œWhy do we need another phone company?”

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β€œWhy don’t you want to taco about it?”

β€œBecause I’m nacho friend anymore.”

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What did the taco say to the depressed donut?

Taco: β€œWant to taco bout it?”

Donut: β€œI donut know what to say.”

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Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

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My friend: β€œMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.”

Me: β€œHey babe, what do you wanna eat?”

Her: β€œNothing.”

Me: Flies to Africa.

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Last night I made fish tacos.

They looked at them and just swam away.

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My kids won’t eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.

Then I ate their tacos.

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Priest: β€œDon’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.”

Alcoholic: β€œReally? What about the guy who sells the liquor?”

Priest: β€œHe will also go to Hell.”

Alcoholic: β€œOk, what about the girl who sells Al Pastor tacos, and puts out in the food truck outside the Liquor Store?”

Priest: β€œShe too will go to Hell.”

Alcoholic: β€œIn that case, I have no problem going to Hell.”

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My friend keeps saying, β€œEvery time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”

I said, β€œTry ordering Tacos instead.”

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