Enjoy our team's carefully selected Taco Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
โWhy donโt you want to taco about it?โ
โBecause Iโm nacho friend anymore.โ
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What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: โWant to taco bout it?โ
Donut: โI donut know what to say.โ
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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My friend: โMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.โ
Me: โHey babe, what do you wanna eat?โ
Her: โNothing.โ
Me: Flies to Africa.
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Yeah, I like NFTs...
Nachos,
Fajitas &
Tacos.
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Last night I made fish tacos.
They looked at them and just swam away.
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My kids wonโt eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.
Then I ate their tacos.
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Priest: Donโt drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.โ
Alcoholic: โReally? What about the guy who sells the liquor?โ
Priest: โHe will also go to Hell.โ Alcoholic: โOk, what about the girl who sells Al Pastor tacos, and puts out in the food truck outside the Liquor Store?โ Priest: โShe too will go to Hell.โ Alcoholic: โIn that case, I have no problem going to Hell.โ
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My friend keeps saying, โEvery time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.โ
I said, โTry ordering Tacos instead.โ
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