Taco Puns and Hilarious Taco Jokes
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It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa.
The university responsed, “Why do we need another phone company?”
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“Why don’t you want to taco about it?”
“Because I’m nacho friend anymore.”
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What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: “Want to taco bout it?”
Donut: “I donut know what to say.”
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Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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My friend: “My girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.”
Me: “Hey babe, what do you wanna eat?”
Her: “Nothing.”
Me: Flies to Africa.
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Yeah, I like NFTs...
Nachos,
Fajitas &
Tacos.
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Last night I made fish tacos.
They looked at them and just swam away.
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My kids won’t eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.
Then I ate their tacos.
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Priest: “Don’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.”
Alcoholic: “Really? What about the guy who sells the liquor?”
Priest: “He will also go to Hell.”
Alcoholic: “Ok, what about the girl who sells Al Pastor tacos, and puts out in the food truck outside the Liquor Store?”
Priest: “She too will go to Hell.”
Alcoholic: “In that case, I have no problem going to Hell.”
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My friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”
I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead.”
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