T-Rex Jokes



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T-Rex Jokes


As an archeologist, I organized a party with my friend to help me excavate the lower leg of a T-Rex fossil.

It’s going to be quite a shin dig.

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This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand.

I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex.

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Do-you-think-he-saw-urus.

How do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?

Do-you-think-he-saw-urus Rex.

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What do you call a T-Rex that’s been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore.

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So the T-Rex cashier says, β€œSorry for the wait. We’re a little short-handed.”

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Why do T-Rexes have such bad anger issues?

Because their fathers never hugged them.

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How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage?

β€œTea, Rex?”

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A T-Rex and a dude walk into a bar.

Dude says, β€œHey, T-Rex, ya got the first round?”

T-Rex says, β€œSorry dude, I’m short handed.”

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep.

Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the Jeep.

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What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?

Lefty.

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What do you get when you cross a Tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?

Dino-mite.

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Why are T-Rex’s unable to clap their hands?

Because they are extinct.

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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, β€œI love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.

To which the girlfriend replied, β€œThat’s not very much at all!”

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