Swimming Pool Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Swimming Pool Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first and the redhead second.
The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and a drink she said, “I don’t want to complain, but I’m pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.”
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My two pets fell into my swimming pool.
One of them couldn’t swim at all, but the otter could.
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Why did the Bengal cat bring a life jacket to the pool?
Because it wanted to make a splash.
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A blind man visits Texas.
When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed, “Wow, this bed is big!”
“Everything is bigger in Texas,” says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge bar stool and orders a beer.
A mug is placed between his hands, “Wow, these drinks are big!”
The bartender replies, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After downing a few drinks, the blind man asks where the bathroom is.
“Second door to the right,” says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in.
Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms, he shouts, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
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I went bowling once. I threw the ball down the lane and got a strike.
The result was that I am now banned from the swimming pool.
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It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
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What do you call a cantaloupe in a swimming pool?
A watermelon.
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Your nose is so big that when you lie on your back in the pool, people think it’s a shark!
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