Sweden Jokes



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Sweden Jokes


An Australian is aboard the wrong airplane.

The flight attendant approaches them and says, β€œI’m so sorry. I’m not sure how this mix-up happened, but this plane is arriving in an entirely different country than your intended destination.”

The Australian says, β€œNo way.”

The flight attendant replies, β€œSweden, actually.”

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All this talk recently about following the Swedish model...

I tried following a Swedish model one time.

Apparently, Sweden has restraining orders, too.

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TIL that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it’s raining in Sweden.

Who the hell is going to let me know when it’s raining in Sweden?!

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I’m not sure if I want to move to Sweden.

But the flag is a big plus.

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Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?

So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

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Having regained consciousness after a car accident, the doctor is trying to convince me that I am actually a Swedish guy and I have lost my memory.

Does he think I was Bjorn yesterday?

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I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden.

I realized that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.

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The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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So I’m in IKEA and I ask the salesperson, β€œIs this a finished desk?”

And she says, β€œNo, it’s Swedish.”

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