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Why doesnβt Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
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An Australian is aboard the wrong airplane.
The flight attendant approaches them and says, βIβm so sorry. Iβm not sure how this mix-up happened, but this plane is arriving in an entirely different country than your intended destination.β
The Australian says, βNo way.β
The flight attendant replies, βSweden, actually.β
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All this talk recently about following the Swedish model...
I tried following a Swedish model one time.
Apparently, Sweden has restraining orders, too.
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TIL that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when itβs raining in Sweden.
Who the hell is going to let me know when itβs raining in Sweden?!
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Iβm not sure if I want to move to Sweden.
But the flag is a big plus.
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Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
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Having regained consciousness after a car accident, the doctor is trying to convince me that I am actually a Swedish guy and I have lost my memory.
Does he think I was Bjorn yesterday?
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I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden.
I realized that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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So Iβm in IKEA and I ask the salesperson, βIs this a finished desk?β
And she says, βNo, itβs Swedish.β
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