Sushi Puns and Hilarious Sushi Jokes

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Sushi Jokes

Customer: β€œThis sushi is terrible.”

Waiter: β€œSir, this is an aquarium!”

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Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

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What legend haunts the land of Sushi?

The ghost of Sushima.

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What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?


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I hired a sushi chef.

After a couple of weeks, I asked him what his favorite roll was.

He replied,Β β€œMy payroll!”

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Friend 1:Β Eats a piece of sushi, starts coughing.

Friend 2: β€œAre you OK?”

Friend 1: β€œYeah... Wasabi.”

Me: β€œNothing much, wasabi with you?”

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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together.

They name her Sushi.

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Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?

Otherwise, it would be called suhe.

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I know everything there is to know about sushi.

You could say I’m an a-fish-onado.

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I shouldn’t have had that leftover sushi.

I’m feeling a bit eel.

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Even though it’s been 20 years since my grandfather choked to death on a piece of sushi...

It’s still pretty raw.

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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?

A rolls rice.

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How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?

Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.

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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?

Sushi roll.

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My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.

Sushi left me.

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I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today.

Sounds fishy to me.

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What pan is the best to make sushi in?


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