Enjoy our team's carefully selected Sushi Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Customer: “This sushi is terrible.”
Waiter: “Sir, this is an aquarium!”
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
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What legend haunts the land of Sushi?
The ghost of Sushima.
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What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?
Sushi.
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I hired a sushi chef.
After a couple of weeks, I asked him what his favorite roll was.
He replied, “My payroll!”
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Friend 1: Eats a piece of sushi, starts coughing.
Friend 2: “Are you OK?”
Friend 1: “Yeah... Wasabi.”
Me: “Nothing much, wasabi with you?”
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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together.
They name her Sushi.
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Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?
Otherwise, it would be called suhe.
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I know everything there is to know about sushi.
You could say I’m an a-fish-onado.
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I shouldn’t have had that leftover sushi.
I’m feeling a bit eel.
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Even though it’s been 20 years since my grandfather choked to death on a piece of sushi...
It’s still pretty raw.
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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A rolls rice.
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How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.
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My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.
Sushi left me.
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I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today.
Sounds fishy to me.
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?
Japan.
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