Sunflower Puns and Hilarious Sunflower Jokes



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Sunflower Jokes


Someone keeps sending me sunflowers with the heads cut off.

Think I have a stalker.

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Why am I so hot right now?

Because there’s a sunflower near me.

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The sunflower was feeling lonely.

He said he just wanted to get some-bud-y to love.

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The sunflower didn’t look very well.

I asked if he was feeling bouquet.

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Apparently, it’s good to talk to your sunflowers.

I tried to teach my sunflowers mathematics, but they ended up with square roots.

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Why do PokΓ©mons like to eat sunflower seeds?

Because they like to pick and chew.

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The sunflower couldn’t ride a bicycle anymore.

Its petals broke.

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I took a photo of my sunflower.

Now it can photosynthesize.

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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A farmer goes to the bank for a loan. He needs money to lay in his annual crop of peanuts. Times have been hard and he’s hopeful the bank will lend him the funds to buy seed and hopefully, he can get a good crop.

The banker apologizes and explains that, although many farmers have asked, peanuts crops have been so poor that the bank is simply unwilling to loan to anyone planning to plant peanuts. However, the banker says, the bank is willing to loan on other crops. The banker recommends sunflowers.

The farmer is devastated, but eventually agrees to give sunflowers a try. Anything to get the loan and get some seed in the ground, he says.

At harvest time, another farmer asks how the sunflowers worked out.

The farmer admits that they’ve done very wellβ€”so well that he expects to be able to pay back the bank, put money away for the winter and even, possibly, have money left over for next year’s peanuts!

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A man gives flowers to everyone in his family.

To his wife he gives roses.

To his parents he gives orchids.

To his daughters he gives daisies.

And to his sons he gives sunflowers.

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