Enjoy our team's carefully selected Sun Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is green, white, and red all over?
An elf with a sunburn.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because the class was so bright!
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Living on Earth might be expensive, but at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year.
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What does the sun drink out of?
Sun-glasses.
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Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
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Which is older, the moon or the sun?
The moon, because it can stay out all night.
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Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun sweat.
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Earth is the third planet from the sun.
By this logic, all countries are third world countries.
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What's the sequel to Mario Sunshine?
Mario Sunburnt!
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I wanna be the sun of your life!
Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me!
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What happens to pigs when they stay in the sun too long?
Turn into bacon.
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After the Americans went to the Moon, Murphy and Declan announced that the Kerry Men would go one better and send a man to the Sun.
Murphy objected, βIf you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!β
βWhat do you think we are, stupid?β Declan replied, βWeβll send our
man at night!β
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One Sunny afternoon, two blondes walk down the street.
One of them suddenly points at the sun and says: βLook! Thatβs the moon over there!β
The other one says: βNo, thatβs the sun!β
The first one: βNo, itβs the moon!β
The other one, again: βNo, itβs the sun!β
After arguing for a while, the βsmartβ one says: βLetβs go to that house over there and ask, whatβs right!β
They go to the house and ring the doorbell. Another blonde opens the door.
The βsmartβ one asks: βExcuse us, can you tell us, whether itβs the sun or the moon in the sky?β
The blonde looks and says: βI wouldnβt know! Iβve only been living here for two weeks!β
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Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun look like Antarctica.
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