Submarine Jokes



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Submarine Jokes


I’m gonna quit my job on a submarine.

I’m under a lot of pressure.

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I tried to make a wooden submarine.

It didn’t go down so well.

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?

It goes very deep.

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Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?

It’s the depth charges.

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How is the submarine doing at school?

It’s below c-level.

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What color are military submarines?

Deep navy.

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What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?

A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blonds?

You knock on the door.

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Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...

But they needed to sea mine.

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