Stupid Jokes



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Stupid Jokes


Yo mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.

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I just saw real, a real idiot at the gym.

He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

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Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the McDonald’s drive-through sign she drove through the building.

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Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr Pepper.

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Yo mama so stupid the zombies walked past her because they didn’t smell any brains.

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Yo mama so stupid she put her phone in airplane mode and thought she could fly.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Fortnite was fork night.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.

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Why is Superman stupid?

Because he wears his underwear over his pants.

Why is Batman more stupid?

Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.

Why is Robin even more stupid?

Because he followed what batman did.

Why is Wonder Woman stupid?

Because she wears a belt on her head.

Why is Spider-Man the most stupid superhero of them all?

Because he wears his underwear over his head.

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Yo Mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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Yo mama so stupid when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

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Your mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.

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Your mama so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.

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Your mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail.

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Your mama so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Yo daddy is so stupid that he got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid.

I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

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My father was stupid.

He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

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I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great-uncle fought for the west!

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