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Studying Jokes


My sister so dumb she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

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Morals:

1. Money is not everything. There’s also MasterCard & Visa.

2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink beer.

4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.

5. Books are holy. So don’t touch them.

6. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...

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What is the best way to sleep the night before an exam?

I sleep next to my notes, sincerely hoping they transfer into my brain by osmosis.

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I’m currently studying snails and slugs.

It’s safe to say I’m a slow learner.

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β€œIt’s clear,” said the teacher, β€œthat you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

β€œWell, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down.”

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I’ve studied Basic Human Anatomy so much.

I know it like the back of my hand.

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I’m studying Human Anatomy.

It’s a polite way of saying β€œI’m watching people”.

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I stopped drinking water while studying chemistry.

My notes say adding water decreases concentration.

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A parent gave her kid some sound advice before going to accounting school:

Study hard, so you can be audit you can be.

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A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

The pharmacist says, β€œHere’s a pill for English literature.”

The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

β€œWhat else do you have?” asks the student.

β€œWell, I have pills for art history, biology and world history,” replies the pharmacist.

The student asks for these, swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.

Then the student asks, β€œDo you have a pill for math?”

The pharmacist says, β€œWait just a moment,” and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.

β€œI have to take that huge pill for math?” inquires the student.

The pharmacist replied, β€œWell, you know... math always was a little hard to swallow.”

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