Study Jokes

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Study Jokes

I recently heard about a study that said that all the so-called β€œbrain foods” don’t actually help your brain at all. It’s all just pseudoscience.

Food for thought.

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It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:

1. Heart disease

2. Chuck Norris

3. Cancer

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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America’s ball-related recreational preferences:

β€’ The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

β€’ The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

β€’ The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.

β€’ The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

β€’ The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

β€’ The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.


The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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A new study shows that dolphins are second in intelligence to man.

I guess that puts women in third.

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Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is:

Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

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Studies show the average worker is productive for 2 hours in an 8-hour workday.

I totally disagree because it’s hard work trying not to get caught doing nothing by your boss.

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Those who study the moon are real optimists, they tend to look at the bright side.

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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