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I recently heard about a study that said that all the so-called βbrain foodsβ donβt actually help your brain at all. Itβs all just pseudoscience.
Food for thought.
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It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Itβs true. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on Americaβs ball-related recreational preferences:
β’ The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
β’ The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
β’ The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
β’ The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
β’ The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
β’ The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion:
The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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A new study shows that dolphins are second in intelligence to man.
I guess that puts women in third.
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Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is:
Role playing as a couple that owns a house.
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Studies show the average worker is productive for 2 hours in an 8-hour workday.
I totally disagree because itβs hard work trying not to get caught doing nothing by your boss.
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Those who study the moon are real optimists, they tend to look at the bright side.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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