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Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.
He comes upon a question:
What separates the head from the body?
Ahmed answers:
The axe.
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I told my dad I couldn’t believe I’d failed my biology exam.
He said , “I’m your mum!”
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During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.
He’s unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:
– Contains all the nutrients a baby needs.
– Doesn’t need heating.
But he still needs one more.
And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:
– Has great packaging.
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Why is it impossible for students to sleep 8 hours every day?
Because school is only 6 hours a day!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because he didn’t have a dog.
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An accountancy student asks a partner to explain ethics in accountancy.
The partner thinks for a moment and relates the following, “Mr. Jones, one of our clients, came to see me last week and paid me his bill of £1,000 in cash. As he left I counted the notes and they came to £1,100.”
The student said, “I see. The ethics question is ‘Do I tell the client?’”
“Wrong answer! The question is ‘Do I tell my partner?’”
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A mugger jumps out in front of a university student and shouts, “Your money or your life!”
The student keeps walking, and says, “Sorry mate, I’m a Computer Science student. I don’t have either.”
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A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, “Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?”
The Harvard student replies, “At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition.”
The kid said, “Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?”
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When you walk in to class and your teacher says “Take a seat”.
Response: “Where do you want me to take it to?”
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What would happen if you took the school bus home?
The police would make you bring it back!
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Who should be your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!
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Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
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Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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My teacher always tells me to follow my dreams, but she won’t let me sleep in class.
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