Strawberry Jokes

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Strawberry Jokes

When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.

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A blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.

That was berry rude of him.

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When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.

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So a prisoner is about to be executed and the guards ask him, β€œWhat do you want your last meal to be?”

β€œStrawberries,” he responds.

β€œBut it’s winter. We can’t get strawberries until spring.”

β€œEh... I’ll wait.”

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A soapbox orator addresses a crowd on the glories of communism, β€œCome the revolution, everyone will eat strawberries and cream!”

A man at the front whimpers, β€œBut I don’t like strawberries and cream...”

The speaker thunders, β€œCome the revolution, you will like strawberries and cream!”

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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.

A little boy playing in front of his house saw him and called, β€œWhat’ve you got in your truck?”

β€œFertilizer,” the farmer replied.

β€œWhat are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy.

β€œPut it on strawberries,” answered the farmer.

β€œYou ought to live here,” the little boy advised him. β€œWe put sugar and cream on ours!”

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What type of berry can you drink out of?

A strawberry.

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

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Why was the little strawberry crying?

Because his parents were in a jam.

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My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries.

She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them.

I fulfilled her wish.

She’s dead and berried.

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How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?


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