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What were Stephen Hawking’s last words?
“Error 404. File not found.”
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Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning.
Because I can’t get out of bed.
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I’ve tried calling Stephen Hawking many times.
I keep getting his answering machine.
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What’s Stephen Hawking’s least favorite song?
“Stairway to Heaven.”
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Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card?
Because I really need bits for my kid’s go-kart.
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Stephen Hawking is a very paranoid man.
He’s always looking over his shoulder.
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“There is no God” – Stephen Hawking, 2011.
“There is no Stephen Hawking” – God, 2018.
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Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
Because she kept using a metal detector.
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Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental.
He clicked “shut down” instead of “sleep.”
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It’s said that Jesus could walk on water...
That’s nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to?
The computer runs.
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