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A stormtrooper and a redshirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the redshirt, but misses every shot.

The redshirt dies anyway.

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I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek.

It was a Wookie mistake.

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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the umpire struck back.

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Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

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A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a fight.

The stormtrooper missed every shot.

The redshirt died anyway.

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If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi. What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

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Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldn’t find the Androids they were looking for.

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What did the Star Wars fan with a lisp say?

May the Fourth be with you.

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Yesterday was May The Fourth be with you. Today is Cinco de Mayo.

Combine the two and tomorrow is Revenge of the Sixth.

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How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Lots because many Hans makes light work.

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How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.

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What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?

Vader Tots.

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Why did Yoda cross the road?

Because the chickens forced him to.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œLeia.”

β€œLeia, who?”

β€œLei-a hand on me and you’re toast!”

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What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?

β€œWhat is thy bidding, my master?”

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So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.

You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

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I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.

Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

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Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?

He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.

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Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?

I heard they’re a little Chewy.

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What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

The outside.

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How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

They always single file, to hide their numbers.

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Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?

He’s a little short.

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My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

I said, β€œPlease don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

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What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?

β€œUse the forks, Luke.”

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Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?

They have to bleep out all his words.

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What position does Darth Vader play in baseball

The Umpire.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents!

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Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?

He always choked.

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What do you call two Han Solos singing together?

Han Duet.

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Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?

The second hand store.

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Yo momma’s so fat she carries her pet Bantha in her purse.

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Yo momma’s cooking is so bad Jabba wouldn’t feed it to Salacious Crumb.

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Yo mamma is so ugly that not even Ewoks will let her into their clan.

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Yo momma’s so fat she dribbled the Death Star.

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Yo momma’s so old she changed Yoda’s first diaper.

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Yo momma’s so ugly they push her face in the dough to make Ugnaught cookies.

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Yo momma’s so fat Yoda couldn’t use the Force to move her.

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Yo momma’s so fat she could put Coruscant out of orbit.

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Yo mama’s so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca’s cousin.

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Yo mama’s so dumb she thought a lightsaber has fewer calories!

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Yo momma is so fat you have to make two lightspeed jumps just to get on her good side.

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Yo mama’s back is so hairy it looks like she’s giving Chewbacca a piggyback ride.

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Yo mama so fat that they covered her and used her as a death star.

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Yo momma’s so big when she tripped in Mos Eisley she landed in Mos Espa.

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Yo mama so fat that the Sarlaac Pit couldn’t eat her!

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Yo momma so fat when she farts scientists on Tatooine think the star around Coruscant just went supernova.

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Yo mama’s so stupid Kylo Ren couldn’t force read her mind!

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Yo momma’s so hairy she looks like she has two Ewoks in a headlock.

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Yo mama is so old she trained Yada’s master in the force!

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Yo momma is so fat she makes Jabba look like Calista Flockhart.

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Yo mama’s so hairy that people run up to her and say β€œChewbacca, can I get your autograph?”.

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Yo momma’s so ugly she makes a Gammorrean seem like an attractive date.

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Yo mama so stupid Jar Jar questioned her existence!

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Yo mama’s so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.

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Yo mama so fat she pooped out the Death Star!

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Yo mamma’s so fat that the Sarlacc rejected her as dinner.

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Yo mama’s so fat that even the Death Star couldn’t blow her up!

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Yo mama’s so ugly that they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

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Yo mama is so fat she did the Kessel run instantly because she is on both sides of it.

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Yo mama is so tall the Kaminoans had to look up to see her face.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly she didn’t need a suit to play Jamba the Hutt.

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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip it looks like Ewoks having a party when she talks.

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Yo momma’s so hairy when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said β€œIT’S CHEWBACCA!”.

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Yo mama’s so fat that carbonite was encased in her.

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Yo momma’s so fat she uses Kamonians as toothpicks.

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Yo mama’s so fat and full of bush the Wookiees named their planet after her!

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Yo mama’s so dumb she thought that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.

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Yo mamma’s so fat she can’t go to a spaceport because x-wings keep trying to land on her back.

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Yo mama’s so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.

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Yo mama’s so dumb she wasn’t looking for the droids in the first place!

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Yo mamma’s so ugly Rancors look at her and go β€œDamn, dude, she’s UGLY!”.

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Yo mama so fat Obi-Wan Kenobi said β€œThat’s no moonβ€”that’s Yo mama!”.

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Yo momma’s so black when she turned to the dark side the Sith became Jedis.

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Yo mamma’s so fat I saw her using a Star Destroyer as an ironing board.

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Yo mama’s so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!

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Yo mama’s so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a Jedi mind trick!

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Yo mamma’s so stupid she thought Darth Maul was a place to shop.

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Yo mama’s so fat that even stormtroopers can’t miss her.

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Yo mama’s so fat when Vader cut off her hand gravy would have come out had it not been cauterized by the lightsaber.

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Yo mama’s so hairy that when she was born she looked like Chewbacca!

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Yo mama’s so ugly that Wuher said β€œWe don’t serve your kind here”.

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Yo moma is so fat Luke Skywalker that yo moma was the Death Star.

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Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks Jar Jar is filled with Peanut Butter Peanut Butter!

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Yo mamma is so stupid she thought a red lightsaber was a red chili and ate it.

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Yo mama’s so fat Jabba the Hutt said β€œHargh!”.

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Yo mama’s so flatulent that she forced the sand people out of a single file.

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Yo momma so ugly she makes even The Rancor cry.

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Yo mamma’s so ugly they cut her Cantina scenes in Star Wars.

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Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.

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Yo mom’s so fat Luke couldn’t believe she wasn’t a moon!

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Yo momma’s so fat the Millenium Falcon can hide in her belly button.

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Yo mama so fat that Wedge Antilles said β€œLook at the size of that thing!”.

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Yo mamma so hairy that Han Solo mistaken her for Chewbackaο»Ώ.

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Yo mama’s so fat that she looks like Jabba the Hut before picture.

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Yo momma so stupid she thought parsec was a unit of time.

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Yo momma is so dumb she makes Gungans look smart.

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Yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!

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Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

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Yo mama’s so fat that the Kaminoans couldn’t use her as a host for clones since they couldn’t pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.

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Yo momma so black she makes Lando Calrissian look like Casper.

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Yo mama’s so fat that even the Death Star orbited her before Endor.

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Yo mamma’s so fat I thought she’d have Princess Leia on a leash beside her.

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Yo momma so fat she prevents ships from going to hyperspace.

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Yo mama’s so fat her durasteel armor has stretch marks!

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Yo mama’s so fat that people on the Millenium Falcon keep saying β€œThat’s no moon”.

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Yo mama’s so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.

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Yo momma’s so smelly it would make a Hutt smell good.

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Yo mama’s so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star’s reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet.

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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.

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Yo mama’s so fat she blew up the Deathstar.

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Yo momma so dumb Jar Jar has a higher IQ than her.

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Yo momma is so smelly even Banthas want to run away from her as fast as possible.

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Yo mama’s so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon.

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Yo momma so dumb she picked Jar Jar as her ambassador.

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Yo momma is so fat The Whole Death Star can use her as a protection shield.

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