Enjoy our team's carefully selected Star Trek Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I can’t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation.
I guess you could say I’m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place.
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A stormtrooper and a redshirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the redshirt, but misses every shot.
The redshirt dies anyway.
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I had to break up with my girlfriend, she doesn’t like Star Trek.
I told her I need some space.
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I’m a bipolar Star Trek fan.
I just went to the hospital to have my dilithium level checked.
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My wife said she would divorce me if I kept quoting Star Trek.
So I said, “Number Two, make it so!”
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Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the enter prize.
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I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek.
It was a Wookie mistake.
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My libertarian neighbor posted a newspaper ad selling his collection of Star Trek ships.
And here I thought he believed in free Enterprise.
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What do all Star Trek captains have in common?
They all have three ears.
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier.
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Where do you keep your badge at a Star Trek convention?
On a Lanyard Nimoy.
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Star Trek characters make the worst sports fans.
They always root for the away team.
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