Enjoy our team's carefully selected Spring Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Their seasoning.
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Why didn’t the man want a spring mattress?
Because it was still winter.
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Why do doctors hate popular Instagram accounts that only post in the spring?
Because they’re seasonal influencers.
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How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
By their seasoning.
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So a prisoner is about to be executed and the guards ask him, “What do you want your last meal to be?”
“Strawberries,” he responds.
“But it’s winter. We can’t get strawberries until spring.”
“Eh... I’ll wait.”
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Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug?
She gave birth in the spring.
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Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress?
It’s when they are the most springy.
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How can you tell when April is happy?
It has a spring in its step.
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Why is April so popular for using a trampoline?
It’s Spring-time.
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What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
It’s fowl spring weather.
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