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What is Spider-Man’s favorite sport?

Fly fishing.

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Have you ever seen how they throw the ball into the crowd after winning the game?

I found out that this is frowned upon in bowling.

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How Chuck Norris Plays Golf?

He stares at the ball and the ball goes into the hole to hide.

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Golfer: β€œDo you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: β€œYes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

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Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing.

The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green.

Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green.

Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard.

Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole.

The old man’s turn comes and he drives the ball.

The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish.

As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish.

As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one.

Jesus looks at Moses and says, β€œI really think I’m leaving Dad at home next time!”

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What is the 7th pin in bowling called?

Mother-In-Law!

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Why do football players struggle at bowling?

Because they had a hard time kicking the ball!

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Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?

After getting a strike, they spike the ball.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She always ran away from the ball.

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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing.

Confused, he asks them why they’re happy.

They tell him, β€œWell, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.”

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down.

He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue.

Furiously, he asks them what they’re doing.

β€œWell, we can’t pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!”

Satan realizes he’s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.

He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.

He shouts at them in fury, β€œWHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!”

They look at him and shout at the same time, β€œHell froze over! That means the Leafs won!”

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What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?

By live stream.

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When Thompson hit seventy, he decided to change his lifestyle completely so that he could live longer.

He went on a strict diet, he jogged, he swam, and he took sunbaths.

In just three months, Thompson lost thirty pounds, reduced his waist by six inches, and expanded his chest by five inches.

Svelte and tan, he decided to top it all off with a sporty new haircut. Afterward, while stepping out of the barbershop, he was hit by a bus.

As he lay dying, he cried out, β€œGod, how could you do this to me?”

And a voice from the heavens responded, β€œTo tell you the truth, Thompson, I didn’t recognize you.”

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How does Tom Brady have a bad haircut before every game?

He always asks for the Super β€œBowl Cut”.

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Yo mama so fat, she played basketball with the Death Star.

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You’re so short, that you had to use a toothpick to compete in the javelin.

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You are so short, that you can do push-ups underneath a closed door.

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Your mama’s so short, that she does pull-ups on a staple.

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The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened?

It didn’t work out.

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What does the gym instructor say after having loads of desserts?

β€œI donut care anymore.”

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You need to understand the difference between want and need.

Like I want abs, but I need donuts.

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Why do cops that play basketball like donuts the most?

Because they love to dunk them.

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Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

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Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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A small boy tells his mum that his dad’s taken him on an outing to the zoo. His mum doesn’t believe him.

β€œYour dad has never taken anyone to the zoo in his whole life,” she says.

β€œWell he did,” the boy replies, β€œand one of the animals paid us Β£50.”

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A jockey is talking to the trainer ahead of the race.

β€œYou got to ride him to win,” the trainer says, β€œbecause I’ve got a monkey on this horse, and so has my wife.”

β€œWill there be any room for me?” the jockey asks.

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Which side of a racehorse has more hair?

The outside.

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A priest and a nun are having a tennis match.

The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better.

After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and yells: β€œGoddamn it! I missed!”, startling the nun.

She let it slip by and the match continues.

But alas, after a fierce back-hand from the nun, the priest misses and again yells: β€œGoddamn it! I missed!”

β€œStop it!” yells the nun. β€œYou can’t use the Lords name in vain like that!”

The priest apologizes, β€œI’m sorry, sister. I swear to you, if I do it again, may God smite me with all his might.”

β€œFair enough,” grumbles the nun.

The match continues. It’s going really well, but as fate may have it, the priest misses and slips another β€œGoddamn it! I missed!”

Suddenly thick, dark clouds gather in the sky and with roaring thunder, a lightning bolt shoots down to the earth and vaporizes the nun into ashes...

A thundering voice emits from the skies, β€œDamn it! I missed!”

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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm.

His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached.

The next day he goes to see his chum and finds him playing tennis.

β€œIncredible!,” says his friend.

β€œMedical science is amazing!”

Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off.

Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached.

The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football.

β€œIncredible!,” says his friend.

β€œMedical science is amazing!”

Well, another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head.

Well, his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached.

The next day he goes to see his friend but can’t find him.

He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, β€œDoc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday.”

The doctor thinks for a minute and says, β€œOh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.”

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.

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A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl.

β€œIt’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”

β€œBecause I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

β€œWell, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. β€œWhat if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

β€œThen I’d be a football fan.”

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The computer programmer to his son: β€œHere, I brought you a new basketball.”

Son: β€œThank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”

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What’s brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

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Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?

Become an umpire.

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My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing.

One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder muscles.

He said he would stand outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he could.

After awhile he tried 10 pound potato sacks, then 50 pound potato sacks and finally he got to where he could lift a 100 pound potato sack in each hand and hold his arms straight out for more than a full minute.

Next, he started putting potatoes in the sacks.

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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, β€œDo you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

β€œDo you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?”

The little boy nodded yes.

β€œSo,” the coach continued, β€œI’m sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?”

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, β€œAnd when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach β€œa worthless idiot” is it?” Again the little boy nodded.

β€œGood,” said the coach. β€œNow go over there and explain all that to your parents.”

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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

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Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them.

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Coach: β€œYour roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep!”

Football Player: β€œCoach, It is just not true!”

Coach: β€œWhat is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him!”

Football player: β€œCoach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!”

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When I got to work Monday, I was limping something awful. My boss noticed and asked me what had happened.

I told him, β€œOh, nothing. It’s just an old football injury that acts up once in a while.”

My boss eyed me suspiciously and said, β€œGee, I never knew you played football.”

I said, β€œWell, I don’t. I hurt it yesterday when I lost $100 on New York Jets. I put my foot through the television...”

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.

Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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I burned 2000 calories today. I fell asleep while baking pizza in the oven.

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Why don’t fish like playing basketball?

They are terrified of nets.

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I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.

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Guess why football stadiums are so cool?

Most seats have a fan on them!

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Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?

They’re not ripe yet.

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You so dumb, you have to stop during track workouts to ask for directions.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course?

The players don’t yell β€œFore!” they yell β€œ$3.99!”.

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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Why are hockey players like goldfish?

You could tap on the glass and you’d get their attention.

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It’s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court.

He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty.

He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there.

He responds, β€œNo, the seat’s empty.”

The first man exclaims, β€œWhat?! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?”

The neighbor responds, β€œWell the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven’t been together.”

The first man responds,” I’m sorry to hear that. Wasn’t there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could’ve taken that seat?”

The neighbor responds, β€œNo, they’re all at the funeral.”

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.

β€œJust jump out the window,” a man yells. β€œI’m a baseball player. I can catch you.”

β€œWait,” she says. β€œWhat team do you play for?”

β€œThe Cincinnati Reds,” shouts the man.

β€œEhhhh,” shrugs the woman. β€œI’ll take my chances with the fire.”

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Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?

Because there is a hole in one.

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