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Why is Patrick Star Arabic?
Because he lives under Iraq.
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My friend doesn’t like being called Squidward.
He told me, “But I hate SpongeBob!”
I said, “That’s the spirit!”
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Why didn’t SpongeBob hear the doorbell when he was reading his magazine?
Because he was too absorbed in his reading.
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WWhat music does SpongeBob listen to while jellyfishing?
Something catchy.
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My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight.
I told her we can talk about it after this episode of SpongeBob.
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What’s SpongeBob’s worst personality trait?
He’s way too self-absorbent.
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I bought a life-size 3D model of plankton from SpongeBob.
4 days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap.
I still don’t know where plankton is.
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Why was SpongeBob fired from his job as a chemist?
His absorbance had no correlation to his concentration.
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I got hospitalized for my SpongeBob addiction.
They put me in the Squid ward.
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There’s a lot of crossover between the Bible and SpongeBob.
Both are quite holey.
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Even though SpongeBob is the main character...
Patrick is the star.
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