Enjoy our team's carefully selected Spider Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream every time I see a spider.”
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A spider just crawled onto my keyboard.
Don’t worry it’s under ctrl.
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What do spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
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I asked my friend what spiders eat.
He didn’t know.
He said I should go and check on the web.
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had drinks.
Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
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I’ve just bought a new pair of spider silk trousers.
They look great, but the flies keep getting stuck.
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I was going to buy an exotic spider from the pet shop.
Then I realised I could just get one on the web.
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Too many spiders in your house can turn it into a no fly zone.
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What did the nervous spider say to the audience?
“Forgive me, guys, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.”
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I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web.
A few days later it had turned into a spider.
Natures amazing.
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Today I asked my daughter for a phone book.
She said, “You’re such a boomer,” and handed me her phone.
So, now, the spiders are dead, my daughter’s phone is broken and she’s really mad at me.
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Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
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