Spider Jokes



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Spider Jokes


Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œIce cream every time I see a spider.”

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A spider just crawled onto my keyboard.

Don’t worry it’s under ctrl.

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What do spiders eat in Paris?

French flies.

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I asked my friend what spiders eat.

He didn’t know.

He said I should go and check on the web.

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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had drinks.

Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

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I’ve just bought a new pair of spider silk trousers.

They look great, but the flies keep getting stuck.

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I was going to buy an exotic spider from the pet shop.

Then I realised I could just get one on the web.

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Too many spiders in your house can turn it into a no fly zone.

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What did the nervous spider say to the audience?

β€œForgive me, guys, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.”

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I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web.

A few days later it had turned into a spider.

Natures amazing.

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Today I asked my daughter for a phone book.

She said, β€œYou’re such a boomer,” and handed me her phone.

So, now, the spiders are dead, my daughter’s phone is broken and she’s really mad at me.

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Why are spiders so smart?

They can find everything on the web.

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