Spelling Jokes
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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
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After several attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian-American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
“A for apple,” he began, “P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for...”
The flustered agent interrupted, “I have a better idea,” she said, “just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples.”
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
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Did you know that you only need two letters to spell panda?
You just need P and A.
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Why do Polish people have ski at the end of their names?
Because they can’t spell toboggan.
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Pepito is writing a composition and asks his father, “Dad, how do you spell mobile phone?”
Father: “How it sounds.”
Pepito: “And if it is in vibrate mode?”
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A mummy calls a restaurant.
“Hello, I’d like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.”
“Could you spell it out, please?” said the voice from the restaurant.
“Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal’s head, and a scarab.”
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death—we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
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Cop Cuisine Point to Ponder:
Do cops like doughnuts better when they’re spelled Do-Nuts?
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Spell.”
“Spell, who?”
“Okay, okay: W. H. O.”
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