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Spelling Jokes

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?


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After several attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian-American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.

β€œA for apple,” he began, β€œP for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for...”

The flustered agent interrupted, β€œI have a better idea,” she said, β€œjust tell me how many apples and how many pineapples.”

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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Did you know that you only need two letters to spell panda?

You just need P and A.

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Why do Polish people have ski at the end of their names?

Because they can’t spell toboggan.

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Pepito is writing a composition and asks his father, β€œDad, how do you spell mobile phone?”

Father: β€œHow it sounds.”

Pepito: β€œAnd if it is in vibrate mode?”

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A mummy calls a restaurant.

β€œHello, I’d like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.”

β€œCould you spell it out, please?” said the voice from the restaurant.

β€œOf course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal’s head, and a scarab.”

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

β€œHoly cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, β€œYou scared us half to deathβ€”we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”

β€œThose fools!” the old man grumbled. β€œThey misspelled my name!”

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Cop Cuisine Point to Ponder:

Do cops like doughnuts better when they’re spelled Do-Nuts?

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”


β€œSpell, who?”

β€œOkay, okay: W. H. O.”

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