Spell Jokes



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Spell Jokes


Had an encounter with a dyslexic witch.

I am safe because she couldnโ€™t spell.

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Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?

She had a fainting spell.

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What happens to witches who break the school rules?

They get ex-spelled.

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Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell.

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Why was the book of incantations useless?

Because the author failed to do a spell-check.

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What did the tired witch do?

She sat down for a spell.

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Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy?

It was the wicked witch of rest.

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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didnโ€™t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words, and so on.

One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her โ€œmy darlingโ€.

But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.ย 

At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.ย 

Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, โ€œMy darling, I love you! Will you marry me?โ€ย 

And the lady said, โ€œPardon?โ€

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What is the definition of overcast?

Whenย Harry Potterย messes up a spell.

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What isย Harry Potterโ€™s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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